Saturday, January 14, 2017


Donald Trump Slams CNN, Calls them 'Fake News'!
Did you see the delicious segment where Donald Trump called CNN "fake news"? Even if you have, you should rewatch. If only we could frame this video and mount it on walls for all of time .
This Donald Trump "Thug Life" video was taken from episode #105 Louder with Crowder, available with a Mug Club subscription, which you can totally get by going to CRTV.
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Dear Meryl Streep: You're an Overrated, Insufferable Elitist Windbag...
Dearest Meryl,
You might have all the finest Hollywood trophies in all the land, all the nominations from all the lists, and all the invites from all the groupies hoping to smooch your posterior, but you lack one thing: class. Yes, Meryl, despite your successes in Tinseltown, you're still just a pompous windbag with an over-inflated sense of self-worth, likely caused by the undying adulations from aspiring actresses who just hope to be you. Desperation makes the youth blind.
Sure, plenty of "the little people" will find my allegation of your class deficiency as an affront. But allow me to present my case simple point by simple point. I'll even break up said points with plenty of white space. Like a script. Should make reading them easier for you.
At the Golden Let's Award Ourselves More Stuff Shower on Sunday night, you accepted your award with a lecture. Original. I mean that sarcastically. In the acceptance speech you upchucked typical liberal talking points like "I'm better than you are because reasons" and "Hollywood rules, Trump and Republicans drool" and my favorite "Americans are simpletons who hate foreigners but I don't' know why they vilify us pretty people in Hollywood." I'm paraphrasing of course. But because you make a living playing make-believe, you're under the erroneous impression us American...

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