Saturday, April 15, 2017

Good sales pitch

Whether you own a dog or not, you must  appreciate
the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below.

Dog For Sale .  Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.     

Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore,
as there are no more drug pushers, thieves,
murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood
for him to eat.  Most of them knew Jethro only
by his   Chinese street name,   Ho Lee Schitt.

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